到动物医院的劣质宠物主人12种典型症状:
1咨询时要有最好的服务, 需要付钱免谈
Supply best service is the Vet's duty, but pay for this is not my duty
2兽医必须要有爱心,爱心=廉价 最好是免费
The vet. must with love, love equal low charge, free is better
3特别叮咛治疗一定要用最好的药, 付费时却只愿付最少的费用
Require using the best medicine for his pet, but payless to the Vet.
4他的狗咬了兽医,却还露出得意的狞笑
He is so happy that his dog bite the Vet.
5明明想弃养自己的宠物却还像送礼一样地要兽医感谢他
Given away his pet but waiting the Vet.thanks for get a gift
6狗咬了兽医还说 : 我的狗从来不咬 "人"
My dog never bite "man", saidafter his dog bite the Vet. (Vet. is not a Man?)
7宁愿相信养宠物朋友的建议而不愿相信兽医的话
Always believe "my friend said"but not the Vet. said
8管他甚麼检查, 解说病情也免了, 只要打叁针就走人
Coolly say : do not explain too much justgive my pet 3 shots
9重复地问一堆问题却永远不把答案记下来
Always asking questions but never rememberthe answers
10以為兽医都不用睡觉, 小病也要急诊
Make emergency call, said Dr. my dog hasflea!
11好像他就是兽医, 一进医院就说我的狗感冒了帮牠打几针吧!
He just like a Vet. make diagnosis for hispet
12在兽医院好像到了夜市般的讨价还价
In the Vet. clinic like be in a flea marketbargain the medical charge